Precession Caterpillars

Precession Caterpillars

Liz: did I tell you about the precession caterpillars I saw in Australia? They are caterpillars that travel linked up together – like up to 20 feet long maybe longer. If even one stops the entire line stops – so if the one in the very back stops they all do. Total unity

Bob: like life

Liz: yeah, exactly.  my Dad and I were on a private tour,  4 wheel’n it thru the desert, our jeep guy comes to a screeching halt and says you gotta see this! Turns out to be precession caterpillars crossing the dirt road they were stopped and we got out to take a look, turns out 2 of the caterpillars were squashed on the road – we didn’t do it, squish them I mean. I  would have felt terrible if we had, there were 2 other caterpillars I called scouts because it’s like they went out to find out why the other 2 weren’t in line (clearly weren’t going to be joining the crew) the other 2 caterpillars get back in line.. and the line takes off. Moving all linked together, furry and wiggle up and down, kind of looks like a furry snake – moves pretty quickly – very fucking cool. I started wondering (being the inquisitive type) do they turn into butterflies and do they fly together? and how do they determine the order? and do they sleep in line.. or break up for the night.. and get some space lol.  I looked them up and found some info on them.  I kind of related them to life too and relationships – like when Kevin and I broke up (again) recently and I felt like I just wanted to shut down (it was a bad breakup) and just wanted to not move or do anything, even sound was getting to me. I wanted to know why.. like being a scout to find out why he disconnected so that I can move on. He told me he can’t handle the 3 some offers and my lifestyle. He’s shy and more reserved etc. once I found out his reason.. It was strange, but it made a difference. So.. I’m chugging along now and we are chatting, as friends, so will see.

Bob:  take it day by day

Liz: yeah.  I’m going to go shower and sun bake – don’t want to fade .. after all

Bob: true

Walking on Beach

Walking on the beach

Liz:  I was walking on beach in Laguna yesterday I figured I should walk off my margaritas from Las Brisas before getting in the car. I was wearing my cute summer skirt, the short one not wearing panties (of course) walking along the edge of the waves feeling all happy and this wave comes right up under my skirt and goes right up my hole.  Lol It was like mother nature fucked me lol felt very refreshing and I just started kinda laughing and go “oh” ! really loud from the shock of the cold and the placement of the water.  This women looked back at me but she looked displeased (probably jealous the wave didn’t go up her pussy) but this guy.. that had been following me and made a comment about how he liked my hair and my sunglasses said to me, I have a feeling something good is going to happen to you very soon and I was thinking.. something just did.. did you see that wave just rush up and do me

Bob: ravished you would be better word

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My New TS friend

Liz:  I played with a TS last night and my new “millionaire” friend – her name is Jaguar, black beautiful and I swear to god 11 inches. Gorgeous body – she fucked my ass and then my pussy she doesn’t normally fuck women, esp. pussy but she liked it.  She is having a party tonight with 2 of her TS friends and invited me – I think I will go. I’m a little “nervous” though

Bob: DPed by TS? Hot

Liz:  yes and she did my pussy! She might post somewhere or be on Eros – her name is jaguar. You would love her

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Orgasms

Liz: you know there was this guy that told me he fucked a post op trannie, actually I was with both guys that fucked her, and they double teamed her.  They said when they fucked her they could kinda feel where it stopped..like were worried they would hurt her, but I guess she was really into it and wanted to be gang banged they said she had an orgasm. I started wondering about that.. how is that possible? So I was in bed with this other guy a day or 2 later and in the afterglow of orgasm I remembered my TS (post-op) orgasm question. I told him what I had heard, and I jokingly said I would do an ask.com.  Sure enough a site came up and they can orgasm!

Bob: so glad that you remain curious about the world

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Australia -daddys room

Liz: .. so now I’m not so sure how perverted I am

Bob: oh yes, you have been out-kinked?

Liz:  Have you out kinked me?

Bob: no, you said that you were having second thoughts about whether you had truly been perverted I have not done anything kinky in months

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We ho

Liz: Did I tell you that I met James’ and his new GF? They came over today and we got along very well, she’s fantastic, she wants to do photos with me and clients. She’s going to be fun! We joke about pimping her out, but she wants to be lol

Bob: so good that you fit right back into your family

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WebCam show

Bob: now what would you have me do mistress?

Liz: show me your cocktail, I want you to bend over and spread your ass cheeks for about 30 seconds, then shoot it up your ass hole. But first, I want a good look at your man hole, beautiful, perfect wow, wish I could take a still of that and lick it. I’m playing with my pussy while I look at your hole

Bob: and now mistress?

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The Sims

Liz: hi honey, K(2) (younger daughter),says hi, she will be 16 next week – still to young I suppose.  I miss you – I blew it not cumming to see you – I wish I hadn’t gotten drunk the night before

Bob: What have you two been doing?

Liz: I took K2 to the top of standard and sat in the sun in a pod and drank.  I’m such a bad influence.

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Repetitive Stress

Bob: so you want to hear something funny/ironic/sad?

Liz: sure

Bob: you have heard of tennis elbow, and gardener’s knee, carpal tunnel syndrome?

Liz: yeah, familiar from my HR days

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Mommy Issues

Liz: I had sex last night, a black guy

Bob: surprise, surprise, surprise

Liz: I’m in SF, well Oakland actually. Turns out James is going to be here too, and we are going to get together, I’m “giving up” on going after him – well while I am sober that is

Bob: so about a third of the time?

Liz: lol yeah something like that?

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